The Deserts of Lincolnshire
Question: If you own a defunct tileworks and need a wall around your yard what do you do?
Answer: Build a wall with the tiles you can't sell.
This is on the banks of the Humber not far from Barbara Castle's bridge.
Question: If you have an 1890 G.E. Railway carriage and no railway, what do you do with it?
Answer: Sell fruit from it for 60 years and then set up a tea shop.
Curent resting place is alongside the six-sail post mill at Waltham near Grimsby.
Question: What do you call it when you have sold out of everything but jelly and ice cream?
Answer: A Desert